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Boss demands that employees remain at their desks and tell him what they're doing every time they get up, they comply and message him so often that he is forced to reverse the order: 'Last week I sent him 9 messages in one day'
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Landlord cites new laws that allow him to charge extra for keeping dogs inside, residents school him by explaining the fine print that he clearly didn't read: 'Do I look like I live on a farm?'
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Hardworking 19-year-old refuses to give ½ of her savings to her family after her mom outs that she has $4000 in the bank: ‘I was saving that money in case I move out’
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17-year-old moves in with his grandparents because he doesn't want to follow his dad's girlfriend's rules: 'I told her she's not my parent and she doesn't get to demand respect.'
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