I Didn't Know Raccoons Whimpered

If it's after midnight and you hear a puppy run into your yard wimpering in the rain, try to fight the urge to wake your sister and go look for it. #1 You will scare the shit out of the neighbors because all they see is flashlights #2 You will be two fat bitches running for the back door when you figure out this sad puppy in the rain is really two raccoons chillin in your cat house. #LFMF