When cutting through the Wal-mart toy aisle on your way to the garbage bags, remember that you chose to wear both a Perry the Platypus hat and shirt that morning before pausing in brief to ask the nearby floor clerk if they carry Phineas & Ferb toys. Though it may have been only a fleeting curiosity, you will come off as nothing less than weirdly obsessed, and that is a first impression that you can NEVER take back. #LFMF
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