The Heart is No Matter

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Family’s Florida vacation beach day ruined by entitled kid and his mom falsely accuse sisters of stealing a sand bucket: ‘My 4-year-old daughter was making a sand castle with her older sister, a kid walks over and says, "That's my bucket give it back!"’

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Neighbor takes resident's parking spot and tells her to park somewhere else instead, he gets towed: 'He came banging on my door yelling about how I am heartless for not just parking somewhere else'

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