Now I've Got a Fat Lip

No matter how many times you have been asked "Does this dress make my butt look fat?" in the last half hour, keep telling her "No, that dress looks great on you!" The response "Darling, it's not the dress that makes your butt look fat, it's the fat that makes your butt look fat" is totally inappropriate. #LFMF

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