The Onion's 5 Tips to Succeed as a Woman in the Office
If your male coworker is outwardly hostile to you, placate him by making him a sandwich!
... A knuckle sandwich...
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Entitled coworker demands employee give her their bonus since they don't have kids and ‘don’t seem to need it like she does', employee reports her to HR: ‘I thought we were friends’
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Boss removes flexible working conditions, leading to the resignation of a top employee : 'Boss wanted to take away the only reason I stayed in the company'
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16-year-old student belittles classmate's intelligence in front of the whole class, classmate gets even by removing her name off of the group project: 'She never spoke to me again'
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Employee asks to work remotely while office bathroom is out of order, boss denies request: 'I’ve been skipping food and water from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. on office days'
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Kids jump the fence to use neighbor's pool even though they didn't ask for permission, then act offended when neighbor reports them: ‘You ignored the sign that said private property’
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