For your young daughters: You see that fat kid on the playground with no friends? Don't offer to play with him on the see-saw. The punk will wait until you're high up as possible, then literally jump off and run away. All between your legs will be bruised and people will give you and your dad weird looks as you awkwardly walk to the car. #LFMF
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