Suddenly My Simile Is Inappropriate

Homeowner discovers their neighbor has been secretly feeding their neglected garden for 3 years: 'My garden has been mysteriously thriving...' 1

‘She literally put my life at risk’: Employee gets the office Karen fired after she tries to defraud their medical alert service dog, taking things dangerously far for the sake of being 'right' 2

'If I leave, I'll never set foot in this store again': 17-year-old server reprimanded by coworker for helping out per manager's request, refuses to finish final two weeks 3

'Nobody knew who I was': New employee gets ghosted on their first day at work, then receives passive-aggressive message from management 4

'She deserved it': 38-year-old vegan steals Halloween candy from neighbor's kids, neighbor informs her that the candy she has been eating is not vegan 5

'I quit on the spot and went to work for his competition': 20+ Employees who immediately quit to get back at their petty bosses and entitled coworkers 6

'My Halloween costume came and the gloves only have 4 fingers': 20 Halloween costume mishaps that left customers mildly infuriated 1

'The owner... said I was lucky not to be fired': Small business employee brings toddler into work without permission, insists they're a "vital" worker 2

‘She literally put my life at risk’: Employee gets the office Karen fired after she tries to defraud their medical alert service dog, taking things dangerously far for the sake of being 'right' 3

'I quit on the spot and went to work for his competition': 20+ Employees who immediately quit to get back at their petty bosses and entitled coworkers 4

Homeowner discovers their neighbor has been secretly feeding their neglected garden for 3 years: 'My garden has been mysteriously thriving...' 5

'If I leave, I'll never set foot in this store again': 17-year-old server reprimanded by coworker for helping out per manager's request, refuses to finish final two weeks 6