Suddenly My Simile Is Inappropriate

'You couldn’t tack a couple of 0’s on my salary for me to agree to that': Employee is told by boomer manager to be on-call 24/7, calls BS 1

'My next paycheck was $3500 more': Administration's attempt to dock teacher's hours makes them realize they're not being properly paid 2

'Now I know I’m getting fired in 3 weeks': Managers accidentally discuss firing employee on group chat that he's in 3

'Cancel their tickets. Immediately.': Family of choosing beggars jeopardize their travel plans with demands for nicer hotel rooms 4

'[He] lost a $100k+ job for stealing eggs': 25+ People who got fired for the craziest reasons 5

'There's a camera in my office': Employee discovers boss is watching their every move, internet reacts 6

'That's a cross walk, not a parking spot': 20+ Breathtakingly bad parking jobs 1

'They were awoken by a metallic BANG!!!!': Engineering students make bomb-proof mailbox to stop destructive joyriders in their tracks 2

'There's a camera in my office': Employee discovers boss is watching their every move, internet reacts 3

‘She thinks she is fixing stuff’: Sister-in-law’s unsanctioned sauce seasoning causes major family schism 4

'Sleeping in': 20+ Things that are objectively better than getting freaky in the sheets 5

UPDATE: 'This is my property': Tenants stop paying rent after landlords fail to do repairs, tenants win in lawsuit 6