Wouldn't Want You to Get Too Happy...

30+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (April 27, 2024) 1

'I won't have someone gaslight me': Customer gets snippy with retail manager, manager tells him to "call customer service yourself" 2

33 Pieces of 90s Nostalgia That Kids Today Won’t Understand (April 26, 2024) 3

‘I’m taking my money back’: Woman Lends Her Sister Money to Buy a Car, Then Finds Out Parents Bought Her a New Jeep 4

'He agreed to buy me replacements... then backtracked': Brother refuses to cancel sibling's debt after his kids ruin expensive art supplies 5

'The company dangled an unreachable carrot': Employee laments their impossible targets that were only designed to make their team work harder for nothing 6

Mission: Quite possible 1

Come on coffee, do your thing. 2

I don't smile wherever I'm at. 3

If you can't read it, ask your pharmacist to translate. 4

That's no bull. 5

Nothing like an old friend. 6