Can YOUR Personal Assistant Sing Pithy Moralizing Ditties?

Stepmother encourages 19-year-old stepdaughter to put an end to joint family holidays with her husband's ex-wife 1

Office food thief steals coworker’s food for 6 months, learns the hard way it's been dog food all along: 'Their hair does seem shinier' 2

Petty boss refuses employee's request for paid sick leave, then fires employee when she puts in her 5-week resignation notice: ‘At this point I’ve had enough’ 3

Neighboring business owners start parking feud forcing boss to create permanent solution: 'It's out of our control now' 4

'You can't return the shorts that you're currently wearing': 30+ Times customers asked inexplicable questions 5

Work potluck turns petty when mooching coworker refuses to contribute: 'I got in trouble the next day... it was worth it though' 6

'Guess who poured coffee into their cup noodles?': 20+ People who are having a worse day than you 1

Professor tries to drop 22-year-old college senior from class based on one absence, student claps back with receipts: 'Will you please explain the policy to my professor?' 2

29-year-old refuses to give up first-class seat to pregnant woman on 10-hour flight: 'Her discomfort wasn't my responsibility' 3

Update: Coworkers join forces to confront paralegal who blocks doors when he sees women approach: 'HR won’t do anything' 4

'My boss just decided water isn’t free anymore': Warehouse worker shares their frustration when their boss declares employees now need to buy water 5

'They want her to [pay] $2,500.00': Neighbor fires back at HOA for forcing her to pay for landscaping area outside her property, HOA pays up 6