So, Uh, How About Two Birthdays This Year?

If your daughter was born close to midnight, it is a good idea to check her birth certificate when you're not drugged. If you don't, 15 years later when you take out said birth certificate so she can get her permit, she will hate you for celebrating her birthday on the wrong day her whole life. #LFMF

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