Not Married to Mary Jane

Cute: Your wife is lying down on the couch and you announce a "Spider-man kiss" and move to kiss her upside-down. Not so cute: Wife was sleeping and is an arachnophobe and all she heard & felt was "Spider..." and your beard hair. The black eye is NOT worth it. #LFMF

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