When driving down a road at night and you are being tailgated for going 10 over, do not proceed to slow down to the speed limit. And do NOT honk and flash your brights at the ass when he decides to illegally pass you. And DO NOT then proceed to get close to him. He will stop his car and get out and you will be stuck circling your house for 10 minutes so he won't find where you live. #LFMF