Pure and Funny Dog Tweets

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May 29, 2018 9:00 AM EDT

Dogs can literally do no wrong. They're filled with so much pure wholesomeness it's hard for them even to contain! It is impossible to look at a dog and not melt from their cuteness. People say a dog is a man's best friend and we understand why. Check out these amazing 26 dog tweets that remind us why we love them so much. 

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  • 01
    Text - Juandissimo @Future Movieman Follow I gave my dog a middle name today, so he knows when he is really in trouble 11:36 PM 24 Mar 2016 t1 1
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    Text - Rock Follow @TheMichaelRock It's awfully nice of my dog to share my bed with me sometimes. 12:13 PM 14 May 2016 t 44 72
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    Canidae - BRIELLE Follow @briellewestwood I put this donut pillow on my dog 20 minutes ago and he loves it and won't let me take it off 10:12 PM - 5 Oct 2016 t50,723 102,622
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    Dog - Candyce Wu @candycewu Follow LEFT MY DOG OUTSIDE FOR 30 MINUTES AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED 7:00 AM 15 Sep 2016 t 40,236 73,812
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    Dog - Fred From Honolulu Follow FredFromHon THIS SUBWAY DOG JUST WINKED AT ME!!!!!!! 3:16 PM 11 May 2016 t5,674 8,753
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    Dog - Andrew Follow @andrewsatname Ever since we got a puppy he just lays on my older dog and my older dog just gave up 2:38 AM - 7 Jun 2016 3,370 5,518
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    Technology - CLL Jonny Calderon @Jonny Calderon Follow Lmao my mom got cameras in my house and she was re watching the videos to see what our dogs do while we're gone and now she's pissed 3:39 AM 18 Nov 2016 t108,518 187,223
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    Canidae - Follow @girlideas my bestfriend threw a birthday party for her dog and invited other dogs... this is what I AM ALIVE FOR 11:47 PM 15 Apr 2016 t1,273 1,926
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    People - taylor @taymonnnzzz Follow my brother and his girlfriend took their dog hiking and the ground was too hot so this happened 2:15 AM 19 Jun 2016 Lakewood, CA, United States t12,779 23,331
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    Selfie - outofline carrot @Adeline Garrett Follow my mom got pippin this new giraffe toy and he's terrified of it I can't breathe 12:16 PM 2 Dec 2016 t 36,317 48,120
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    Dog breed - PETSMART Certificate of Achievement This certifies that Goose has successfully completed all requirements necessary to complete Puppy Education Sporsored By the Persmart Pet Training Program fnstractor Date serg @surrgee Follow YO MY SON JUST GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL!!!!! LMAO 2:13 AM 21 Apr 2016 46,520 64,581
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    Font - gab Opaloaltos Follow I put dog treats in easter eggs and then my dog went on an easter egg hunt 8:51 PM 26 Mar 2016 7,312 11,033
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    Skin - Kate Follow @KateOfHysteria When your child and your dog disappear upstairs for an hour, you should totally be suspicious. 7:45 PM - 20 Jun 2016 t5,575 8,595
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    Vertebrate - CharlotteSometimes Follow @charmeleOn My mum kept my baby clothes she knitted for me so I could put them on my future children so I did 12:09 PM 22 May 2016 t7,423 11,399
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    Cat - Tim Playing Dad Follow Friend: You going out tonight? Me: No Friend: What are you gonna do? Me: I'm having some friends over for dinner 1:31 PM 22 Jan 2016 1,012 1,611
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    Dog breed - Meagan Hatcher-Mays @importantmeagan Follow I thought it might be good to let you all know that my friend Melissa's bird sometimes rides the dog as a horse 2:25 PM 22 Mar 2016 8,371 12,930
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    Dog - Leah Tiscione Follow @LeahTiscione My uncles guard dog makes mean faces till you go away 1:08 PM 14 May 2016 t383 1,358
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    Dog - Ryan Barrell @RyanBarrell Follow "I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of cats entering the United States." 7:19 AM 6 Jun 2016 122 184
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    Motor vehicle - Nathan W. Pyle @nathanwpyle Follow the driver in front of me is a dog and he's not even looking at the road 3:02 PM 24 Jun 2016 21 39
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    Dog - Katrina Burroughs @Kat Burroughs Follow We have to stop saying Brexit, because Stan thinks we are saying biscuits. 9:29 PM 27 Jun 2016 2,327 3,948
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    Dog - WET PAINT Carl @Descriptions Follow my mom got me a cardboard cutout of my dog to take with me to college 11:55 PM 19 Aug 2016 t 27,191 75,031
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    Dog breed - 搜爆犬 EXPLOSIVE DOG Matson Hunter @MatsonHunter Follow Would still pet 9:41 PM 13 Sep 2016 Albuquerque, NM t16,536 30,497
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    Dog - Gingerbread Matt Matt LRR Follow Please talk to me and my son again 6:01 PM 25 Sep 2016 t9,173 18,831
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    Snapshot - CO M heleya Max Dylan Ash @mynameisntdave Follow Plz don't make me find drugs today woof 1:52 PM 28 Sep 2016 t 6,815 17,591
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    Tree - bennett @mbeezy69 Follow Every time I take my dog for a walk she has to stop to see her crush. It's like Romeo and Juliet 4:44 PM 3 Oct 2016 81,477 188,527
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    Pug - Texts from my dog @dogtextings Follow I'll never be over this 12:12 AM 6 Nov 2016 t976 1,907
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