Use your inside voice for insulting people please

When walking around Walmart for groceries and you notice the girl in front of you has short shorts on, don't point it out to your obnoxious boyfriend. He might possibly shout out, "Holy cow, you can see her five o'clock shadow!" loud enough for the whole store to hear. You will want to hide when she gives you The Death Glare through the ENTIRE store. #LFMF