Advice for all morons out there: Don't drunkenly grope a girl because she's standing by herself and you think she won't mind. She's a black belt. So is her boyfriend, who had left to go get the car. By the time she's done kicking your butt, he'll be back to finish the job. Bystanders such as myself will laugh at you, and you will probably have broken your nose. And you deserved it. #LFMF
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