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No comments about Americanization! Christie is Brazilian, you bastards!
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All artificial computer programs are beautiful.
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C'mon, Rockstar! Isn't your whole schtick to satirize the vapid indulgence of American culture?
Grand Theft Auto V is about portraying America as it really is: a nation of violent, jaded, self-indulgent, imperialistic, superficial, gaudy, misanthropic criminals! At least you could get our body type right! -
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The only Fatality that's going to happen here is from that dangerously low BMI.
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Sonya is no exception.
It doesn't matter that she's a strong-willed, dedicated career military woman who no doubt must undergo rigorous physical training in special ops to protect the world from marauding hordes of bloodthirsty demons and aliens. She's a bad example. Shame, NetherRealm, shame. -
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Hey, at least it's a step up from pyramid breasts.
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The Gerudo tribe is literally 99.9% women! Only one man is born every 100 years.
Which means they shouldn't have to conform to male beauty standards, right? -
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Even Dead or Alive 5 needs some more realism.
Stop laughing, I'm serious. -
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Don't think you're exempt, Squeenix.
Aerith had an unrealistic body shape, and she's dead. I rest my case. -
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Living in a world with realistic portrayals of fictional characters: now that's MY Final Fantasy.
Okay, this was obviously satire, but you get the idea. There are so many hourglasses in video games that I feel like I'm in an... an... an hourglass... store... or something. Mix it up, guys. Speaking of guys, same goes for them. The only six-pack I want to see from now on is the one I reach for in the fridge. After I finished the last one. A whole one. Today. In the last hour. While crying.
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