Jake's Dad Can't Get Rid of Freshmen in the Morning

Dad: So hows your acting class? Me: Pretty good, there's a really cool freshman who sits next to me. Dad: Son, lower classmen are like boners, some are nice for a while but eventually it will just become awkward and annoying.

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