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T.I. Cobb
"Can't do the sh*t we do, the way we do wit' no dough. That's like trying to win a ballgame, if you ain't takin' no score"
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Jim Rice Cube
"How the f*ck can I stay out the pen / When it's one-two-three strikes you in"
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Lou Brock Shakur
"Never defeated not conceited, but let's face facts / Couldn't beat me with a motherf-in' baseball bat"
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Lil' Wade Boggs
"I get baseball money, check my home run average / Take over the game and let my homeboys have it"
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Joe Torreous B.I.G.
"Wherever I go, my crew is true to swarm / Got stripes in New York like Yankee uniforms"
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Kendrick Lamolitor
"All day ho, my neck look sweeter than parfait ho / Rap Derek Jeter in a red two seater / I can throw this d*ck from far away ho"
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Kanye Mack
"Coming in the club with that fresh sh*t on / With something crazy on my arm / Uh-uh-hum, and here's another hit; Barry Bonds"
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Missy Mel Ott
"Now I'm in the 9th inning / Thought I fell off, ain't quite finished"
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Jayz Stengel
"I father, I Brooklyn Dodger them / I jack, I rob, I sin / Aww man, I'm Jackie Robinson"
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Bob Leminem
"Should've known when I made it all the way to third base / And that was only the first date / Could of made it to home plate"
This Tumblr Mixes Old Baseball Cards With Rap Music
The Straight Outta Cooperstown Tumblr mixes two of America's favorites pastimes—baseball and rap music. Why? Well, it's the Internet. It doesn't need a reason. Great job, Internet.
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