The Straight Outta Cooperstown Tumblr mixes two of America's favorites pastimes—baseball and rap music. Why? Well, it's the Internet. It doesn't need a reason. Great job, Internet.
"Can't do the sh*t we do, the way we do wit' no dough. That's like trying to win a ballgame, if you ain't takin' no score"
Jim Rice Cube
"How the f*ck can I stay out the pen / When it's one-two-three strikes you in"
Lou Brock Shakur
"Never defeated not conceited, but let's face facts / Couldn't beat me with a motherf-in' baseball bat"
Lil' Wade Boggs
"I get baseball money, check my home run average / Take over the game and let my homeboys have it"
Joe Torreous B.I.G.
"Wherever I go, my crew is true to swarm / Got stripes in New York like Yankee uniforms"
"All day ho, my neck look sweeter than parfait ho / Rap Derek Jeter in a red two seater / I can throw this d*ck from far away ho"
"Coming in the club with that fresh sh*t on / With something crazy on my arm / Uh-uh-hum, and here's another hit; Barry Bonds"
Missy Mel Ott
"Now I'm in the 9th inning / Thought I fell off, ain't quite finished"
"I father, I Brooklyn Dodger them / I jack, I rob, I sin / Aww man, I'm Jackie Robinson"
"Should've known when I made it all the way to third base / And that was only the first date / Could of made it to home plate"
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