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This Tumblr Mixes Old Baseball Cards With Rap Music

The Straight Outta Cooperstown Tumblr mixes two of America's favorites pastimes—baseball and rap music. Why? Well, it's the Internet. It doesn't need a reason. Great job, Internet.

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    T.I. Cobb

    T.I. COBB

    "Can't do the sh*t we do, the way we do wit' no dough. That's like trying to win a ballgame, if you ain't takin' no score"


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    Jim Rice Cube

    Poster - RE SOX TOPPS JIM RICE CUBE

    "How the f*ck can I stay out the pen / When it's one-two-three strikes you in"


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    Lou Brock Shakur

    Baseball player - 20 OUTFIELD CARDS LOU BROCK SHAKUR

    "Never defeated not conceited, but let's face facts / Couldn't beat me with a motherf-in' baseball bat"


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    Lil' Wade Boggs

    Baseball - FLEER BOSTON LIL' WADE BOGGS THIRD BASE RED S0

    "I get baseball money, check my home run average / Take over the game and let my homeboys have it"


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    Joe Torreous B.I.G.

    Baseball player - YANKEES yankens G JOE TORREOUS B.I.G.

    "Wherever I go, my crew is true to swarm / Got stripes in New York like Yankee uniforms"


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    Kendrick Lamolitor

    Baseball player - BRF VERS Lopps KENDRICK LAMOLITOR

    "All day ho, my neck look sweeter than parfait ho / Rap Derek Jeter in a red two seater / I can throw this d*ck from far away ho"


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    Kanye Mack

    Poster - BURA PITTS KANYE MACK

    "Coming in the club with that fresh sh*t on / With something crazy on my arm / Uh-uh-hum, and here's another hit; Barry Bonds"


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    Missy Mel Ott

    Baseball - YORK MEW MISSY MEL OTT

    "Now I'm in the 9th inning / Thought I fell off, ain't quite finished"


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    Jayz Stengel

    Forehead - YANKEES JAYZ STENGEL MANAGER NEW YORK

    "I father, I Brooklyn Dodger them / I jack, I rob, I sin / Aww man, I'm Jackie Robinson"


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    Bob Leminem

    Team sport - AL ALL STAR Honorary Captain BOB LEMINEM INDIANS

    "Should've known when I made it all the way to third base / And that was only the first date / Could of made it to home plate"

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