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I know you get excited but I feel like you're just faking it.

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49 and 47-year-old property owners shut down unrelenting friends after they repeatedly try to invite themselves over for vacation at their lake house: 'He finally got a hint'

49 and 47-year-old property owners shut down unrelenting friends after they repeatedly try to invite themselves over for vacation at their lake house: 'He finally got a hint'

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'I want everyone gone!': Couple forced to kick entitled in-laws out of their new home after they keep extending their stay

'I want everyone gone!': Couple forced to kick entitled in-laws out of their new home after they keep extending their stay

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Tenant mixes vinegar into her shampoo to figure out which roommates are using her bath products: 'I knew exactly who they were and I called them out'

Tenant mixes vinegar into her shampoo to figure out which roommates are using her bath products: 'I knew exactly who they were and I called them out'

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Manager fears her employee will be more absent once she gets married, fires her two days before the ceremony, employee retaliates: 'I got quiet fired two days before my wedding'

Manager fears her employee will be more absent once she gets married, fires her two days before the ceremony, employee retaliates: 'I got quiet fired two days before my wedding'

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Neighbor who never returns anything she borrows insists woman pay for her $85 groceries after running into her at the grocery store: ' I told her I could spot her $20 for essentials but couldn’t cover the whole bill'

Neighbor who never returns anything she borrows insists woman pay for her $85 groceries after running into her at the grocery store: ' I told her I could spot her $20 for essentials but couldn’t cover the whole bill'

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Employees working grueling 12-hour days are told they're not allowed to leave 5 minutes early and must stay until 6 pm, they comply but stop doing extra work, bringing productivity to a standstill for 3 weeks: 'The manager only lasted another 6 months'

Employees working grueling 12-hour days are told they're not allowed to leave 5 minutes early and must stay until 6 pm, they comply but stop doing extra work, bringing productivity to a standstill for 3 weeks: 'The manager only lasted another 6 months'

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