"I made the hooker myself!"

35 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (May 18, 2024) 1

Family of 5 shows up to 10 year old's birthday party uninvited, leaves when they're asked to pay entrance fee to the trampoline park: 'He wanted another parent to pay for his fun family day' 2

'He wanted to be the first one of the day': Entitled market owner delays trucker by 4 hours 3

Employee files complaint after boss is caught on video stealing her bag, HR sides with boss: 'She faced no consequences' 4

Tenant and Landlord team up to take down odious Property Management company, claiming almost $10k in penalties: 'My landlord was on my side during the court hearing' 5

Worker's resignation letter to their boss sparks discussion online: 'I am taking that vacation starting now..." 6

Upper paw 1

Angy marshmallow 2

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 20 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 3

Expired 4

Top 20 Cat Memes of The Week - Cheezburger Users Edition #345 5

Monsters are everywhere 6