REALLY doesn't like pizza crust

When given free pizza at work and you decide on the elevator ride down to the parking lot that you just can't wait to find a trashcan to dispose of your unwanted crust don't decide to stuff it up into the elevator lights. You work for a company that does, amongst other things, investigations. They will do their job...they will find out it was you... it will not be pleasant. #LF my ex-coworkers F