The Best Reactions to Tom Brady's Upheld Suspension

Uh-oh, Tom.

The NFL upheld Tom Brady's four game suspension for this upcoming season after he allegedly smashed his cell phone amid the #DeflateGate investigation.

According to CNN, officials said he did this to "hide evidence of his own participation in the underlying scheme to alter the footballs."

Whatever ~really~ happened aside, these Tom Brady jokes are top of the line.

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The Patriots still stand with Tom

via @Rachel__Nichols
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But the Internet didn't go so easy on him...

via @staypuft

Maybe Tom Brady didn't smash his phone on purpose. He's just not used to picking things up that weigh the proper amount & it threw him off.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) July 28, 2015

Trying to convince a Patriots fan that Tom Brady is guilty. pic.twitter.com/udhjzsGxyj
— Dez Bryant's Ego (@DezBryantEgo_) July 28, 2015

Tom Brady: I want the world to know *deletes texts* that I've been nothing but transparent *smashes phone* I LOVE THE TRUTH *burns clothes*
— Lucas Neff (@RealLucasNeff) July 28, 2015

Photo of Tom Brady's assistant pic.twitter.com/v1dGnzK3wv
— Brett LoGiurato (@BrettLoGiurato) July 28, 2015

ME: Tom, how do you feel about today's decision? Are you…deflated? TOM BRADY: *starts crying* ME: Get it? Deflated? TOM BRADY: *sobs*
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) July 28, 2015

We're not saying this is how Tom Brady destroyed his phone, but just maybe... pic.twitter.com/3VY9wq9wqj
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) July 28, 2015