FOR SYLVIAG, MY PERFOOMIST

Entitled neighbor leaves birthday party with all the leftovers before host and son can eat, returns 45 minutes later for cake: 'I'm pretty sure you've eaten plenty considering you took off with my entire dinner' 1

'She just insisted that I work there and that she'll tell "my manager"': 10+ Times people got mistaken for employees and tried to be helpful 2

Employer fires 17-year-old employee after they miss a shift due to hospitalization, despite family phoning boss: 'At this point we are terminating your employment' 3

City council demands man remove grass from home and the neighboring road or pay the price, man cleverly complies making matters worse 4

Lab, Laugh, Love: 31 Scientifically Approved Memes for Your Reaction 5

On-call employee reprimanded for not coming in despite never being notified by hostile manager: 'Am I being gaslit?' 6

But we better call in a expert 1

Impurrtant lecture 2

Diggin Furfunz 3

No matter what 4

An attack of CUTENESS 5

30 Feline Funnies For Fun-Loving Feline Pawrents to Hissterically Help You Fast Forward to the Weekend 6