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Man discovers he can connect to noisy neighbor’s air conditioning unit, blasts cold air all night for revenge: 'He did specifically tell you to chill'
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‘I told them I don't care, it's my property, not her's’: Neighbor allows caterers to park in next-door couple's driveway without their consent, then both the neighbor and catering company cause a scene when the couple confronts them
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