Take your new girlfriend seriously when she explains she has a high sex drive and actually worn out past boyfriends. 8 months in to the relationship we have sex 2-3 times a day and the other 3-4 times she jumps me I have to turn her down from exhaustion. More times than not I wake up to her giving me h-jobs in her sleep. #LFMF
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