Homeless people have all the fun

When your younger kids tell you they are going to go outside and play 'homeless person,' do NOT absentmindedly say yes. You will discover, much too late, that they think homeless people have wars and eat leaves from the tops of trees. When you run frantically outside to see why they're screaming, you'll see your seven year old hanging from a tree branch, trying to regain her balance while eating leaves and you nine year old standing there grinning with a giant piece of rebar. #LFMF