DanaWilson's Daughter Plots The Christmas Assassination

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(After my 4-year-old got in trouble she came up to her father.) 4yr old: Am I on the naughty list? Father: With the way you've been acting, you probably are. 4yr old: *Thinks for a moment* Not if I kill Santa.

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