Novice skydivers, never kill the lift on a chute with a 20 MPH ground speed 20' above the ground with a 5 MPH wind behind you. You will find out that is the equivalent of jumping from a car moving at 25 MPH. Thank God for muddy cow pastures. And, yes, I did land in some bovine excrement. #LFMF
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