Forever Out of Shape

30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (May 2, 2024) 1

‘Get out of my house’: Home seller discovers buyer moved into their house before closing date, leading to legal dispute when seller demands she leaves 2

40 Witty Memes for the Bickering, Nagging Old Married Couples (May 2, 2024) 3

31 Lord of the Rings Memes from the Depths of Middle-Earth (May 2, 2024) 4

New boss ruins everything, derails a high-functioning team, leading to key employee's departure: 'For a 0% raise I'm giving 0% effort' 5

‘The system makes no sense’: New hire refuses to accept company's payroll system, accusing manager of withholding his pay 6

Nice and lorge 1

Time to nap 2

31 Gen X Memes for 80's Kids Raised on Hose Water (May 1, 2024) 3

Woman Who Found One-Week-Old Kitten In a Lowe's Hardware Store Shares the Journey of Nursing Her Into Missy, the Healthy Cat She is Today 4

Rescue those poor humans 5

The resemblance is uncanny 6