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Guy Becomes the Admin of a Confederate Facebook Group and Pulls Off Greatest Trolling of All Time

One Internet legend shared his amazing story of how he joined a white pride Facebook group, gained admin power, and eventually changed the name to 'LGBT Southerners for Michelle Obama.' It sounds like a hack, but it's actually a lot easier than you would ever imagine.

The first step of the troll begins with befriending a large amount of racist Facebook "friends," which is actually quite simple, according to Virgil Texas (our protagonist in this story).

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    Text - It's easy to get into Confederate Facebook. Just go to a news article about a police shooting and scroll down to the comments. Most comment sections are linked to people's Facebook accounts, so you just have to find someone with a Confederate flag avatar expressing a racist opinion, click through to his or her profile, and select "Add Friend." Everyone in Confederate Facebook seems to accept friend requests from strangers, which I guess can be chalked up to Southern hospitality. Facebook'
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    Gain enough Confederate Facebook friend points, get invited to a group.

    Text - Michael confederate pride, heritage not hate. 6 mins Dale Earnhardt DESERVED TO DIE Like Comment
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    He's in and begins inviting friends to join the party.


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    His friends immediately make their presence felt.

    Text - Conor 10 mins fly it high brother s LIke Comment You, Matthew Christman, Eugene Violet, Ken Krzeminski and 4 others like this. The BRITISH flag????? 4 mins Like that's the confederate revel flag . it represents heritage Conor 3 3 mins Like
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    The group's Creator obviously had no idea how to lock the banner.

    Text - confederate pride, heritage not hate. PHS confederate pride, he... Closed Group 2727 Members
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    Domestic pig - confederate pride, he... Closed Group 2759 Members
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    "Plz Stop"

    Text - confederate pride, heritage not ha... Joined Add People Notifications Secret Group Search this group Photos Discussion Members Events Files Write Post | Ask Question Add Photo /Video O Add File MEMBERS 2,755 members (1,451 new) Add People to Group Write something... RECENT ACTIVITY Invite by Email 12 mins CREATE NEW GROUPS Who ever keeps Chang the banner plz stop Groups make it easier than ever to share with friends, Create Group Like Comment family and teammates
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    Chris the unsuspecting "Northerner" never saw it coming and began getting trolled... badly

    Text - Conor Chris the other week hey chris i met you at the store 26 minutes ago Like 2 Chris Hey how are ya? 25 minutes ago Like 1 Conor Chris i saw you buying a northern flag 22 minutes ago Unlike 5
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    Poor Chris...

    Text - chris is from upstate new york... his dad is italian and his Brock mom is jewish. he has a summer home in the hamptons July 27 at 11:52pm Like 1 Brock July 27 at 11:53pm Like you are lying and you know that you are Chris Jennifer chris is canadian July 27 at 11:54pm-Like Kyle the North during the civil war July 27 at 11:55pm Like 1 Bridge City was the only part of Texas that remained loyal to Dan chris drives a kia and not a damn horse like true southern man July 27 at 11:57pm Like 2 Chri
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    *He secretly loves Dunkin Donuts

    Text - Matt Chris is from the north I heard he went to a Dunkin Donuts Yesterday at 1:05am Like 2 Matt Chris YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SLANDER MY NAME AND YOU DONT KNOW ME AS I DONT KNOW YOU SO EVEN YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO JUDGE ME Yesterday at 1:10am Like I hear you got a strawberry banana coolata from Dunkin Matt Donuts and liked it Yesterday at 1:10am Like 2 Chris How about you say that to my face Matt in person I bet I can knock you out with one hit Yesterday at 1:14am Like I don't want you to
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    Chris (the Northerner in disguise) got so fed up that he actually posted his phone # for anyone questioning his loyalty. A phone call was clearly in order


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    Virgil Texas offered to help with the Rebel trolls and was granted admin rights... Things quickly began to change

    Web page - LGBT Southerners for Michelle O... Joined Notifications Add People Secret Group Files Search this group Discussion Members Events Photos Write Post O Add File | Add Photo/Video Ask Question MEMBERS 2,723 members (1,263 new) +Add People to Group Write something.. INNED POST Invite by Email 2 mins Edited DESCRIPTION Edit WE are queer and queer-friendly Mestizo southemers here to show our love and support for Michelle Obama, the Jewish faith, and Ive been noticing a lot of "Confederate p
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    Second order of business, pin a comic of rappers gunning down Nazis and Klansmen.

    Art - 11 Likes 1 Comment Like Comment FROM NOTIFICATIONS 1 min Good bye!! Wtf is this st??!!
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    A new custom URL that can never be changed? Why not.

    Text - f(3) Confederate pride herit x https://www.facebook.com/groups/Jews ForObamaAndHilary/ Confederate pride heritage not hate Edit Profile Confederate pride heritage not hate FAVORITES Secret Group News Feed
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    Then, the original Creator returned and attempted to undo all the hard work.

    Text - changed the name of the group "LGBT Southerners for Michelle Obama and Judaism" to "confederate Jenine pride. heritage notnot hate." 15 mins m Jenine canceled the event "I want to have sex with Obama and then shit on a confed.. 10 minutes ago
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    Soon after, all 12 admins began battling for the one true Facebook group name.

    Text - Kat Fred SOUTHERN ROCK Assend Follow Mesage Mon Aso a member of m gay 1 min Unilike 3 changed the name of the Kyle group "I'm gay" to "Dale Earnhardt Got What He Deserved". 7 mins Felix changed the name of the group "All Lives Matter" to "Islam Is The Light" Just now
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    Text - a Gay Southerners who Love Obama Gay Southerners who Lo... Secret Group 2653 Members Joined Add Members More View Pinned Post O Photo Post Kyle group "The Internet's Good Boy Who Loves To Check His Sites" to "Gay Southerners who Love Obama". changed the name of the Just now
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    This was the final straw. Due to the constant flip flop between group names, the followers began to squander. Raise your glass to Virgil Texas and friends. They had an amazing run, but, like the Confederates, it had to come to an end.

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