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Aunt contributes $11k to 17-year-old niece's college fund, refuses to give more money when sister spends most of it on her prom: 'Can you spot me $2k just for now?'

Aunt contributes $11k to 17-year-old niece's college fund, refuses to give more money when sister spends most of it on her prom: 'Can you spot me $2k just for now?'

UPDATE: Entitled SIL tells woman she doesn't ‘deserve’ to claim part-ownership over her and her husband's new home due to her lower earnings, parents-in-law reveal their daughter wanted to cash in on her brother's life insurance policy

UPDATE: Entitled SIL tells woman she doesn't ‘deserve’ to claim part-ownership over her and her husband's new home due to her lower earnings, parents-in-law reveal their daughter wanted to cash in on her brother's life insurance policy

‘Why should they be entitled to anything?’: 38-year-old man is forced to purchase his grandfather's home while his siblings were given homes for free, so he refuses to give them their $30k inheritance to break even

‘Why should they be entitled to anything?’: 38-year-old man is forced to purchase his grandfather's home while his siblings were given homes for free, so he refuses to give them their $30k inheritance to break even

22-year-old daughter sues dad after he uses the inheritance mom left her to start a business with his new wife, family demands she drop it for the sake of her stepsiblings: 'I don't owe those kids that'

22-year-old daughter sues dad after he uses the inheritance mom left her to start a business with his new wife, family demands she drop it for the sake of her stepsiblings: 'I don't owe those kids that'

Dad procrastinates taking his 3, 5, and 8-year-old kids to the park, tries to get his 40-week pregnant wife to bring them to the pool with their neighbor: 'I said no'

Dad procrastinates taking his 3, 5, and 8-year-old kids to the park, tries to get his 40-week pregnant wife to bring them to the pool with their neighbor: 'I said no'

Entitled mother leaves 23-year-old daughter in the dust after remarrying, daughter confesses she prefers her father as a parent because she has made no effort in their relationship: ‘He’s always placed me first, which she never has’

Entitled mother leaves 23-year-old daughter in the dust after remarrying, daughter confesses she prefers her father as a parent because she has made no effort in their relationship: ‘He’s always placed me first, which she never has’