Philosoraptor is a dino of thought. Clearly the wisest reptile (or bird?) of any generation, there's little to no chance that he couldn't beat Lame Pun Coon.
Or is there?
Whichever animal has the most Facebook shares by tomorrow will move forward. (If you move backwards facing away, isn't that moving forward?)
If you don't share this post on Facebook, does that mean you want Lame Pun Coon to win, or that you're just lazy?