They're just so delicious!
In what I imagine is a whirlwind offense, Insanity Wolf keeps no play hidden, and just acts upon whatever suits him at the time. His coach no longer dares criticizing Insanity Wolf's performance; after all, he has no more limbs left to point with. Yes, in Insanity Wolf's remnants of a mind, he has already won the tournament. You may wear your heart on your sleeve, but Insanity Wolf wears his (and yours) in his TEETH.
But it's not up to him - thankfully. Do you prefer Insanity Wolf to Business Cat? The post with the most Facebook shares in the next 24 hours wins!