Unsurprising outcome is unsurprising

If your brother's boyfriend is asleep in the recliner, before trying to scare him awake by yelling 'spiders' (which he's terrified of) in his ear remember two things: 1.he has a thick hardback book in his lap, 2. yelling in his ear brings you into range to be hit enjoy the pain of a broken nose. #LFMF