Believe or not, I'm actually more capable than most American drivers

When you've been driving a stick shift for a few weeks and go to test drive an automatic, remember, there is no clutch, so stop searching for it with your left foot. Also, pushing the gas pedal with your right foot while still in 'park' will only rev the engine. The salesman will look at you and wonder if you've ever driven a car. #LFMF