So, you're new to the block and you overheard your neighbour saying "Mommy will be back in a few" while leaving her flat. Don't be overzealous. When, after 8 hrs, you will call the police, they won't break the door down - they will wait with you for an hour. Your work-returned neighbour will almost piss herself laughing. The policemen will like her cats, but won't be amused. You will be fined. #LFMF
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