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40 Shower Thoughts That Will Keep You Contemplating All Day

Something we think of something so basic and so true... that it makes us wonder all day long. Or until we get out of the shower! 

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    Writing - A clean browsing history is also a dirty one
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    Child - Adults would go totally crazy if they were expected to share their possessions the same way children are.
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    Athletic dance move - Being shot with an arrow is basically being long-distance stabbed
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    Hair - Booby trap is "party boob" spelled backwards.
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  • 5
    Product - Cellphones would have saved Romeo and Juliet.
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    Geological phenomenon - Hawaii is theonly state making more land.
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    Baby - It's a good thing farting isnit as contagious as yawning.
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  • 8
    Soldier - If the people who started wars had to fight in them there'd be a lot less conflict in the world
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    Skin - It's such a dick move when your brain makes you dream about waking up. Q
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    Bird - It would be weird if a human yelled out "Anyone wanna fuck?" but birds do it all day and nobody cares.
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  • 11
    Vertebrate - The mule was the original hybrid vehicle.
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    Face - Normal people are just people you don't know very well.
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    Finger - A tip is just a bribe traveling backwards in time
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  • 14
    Font - If the Matrix is real, they must have been really nervous when we made a movie about it.
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    Hair - Mustaches are just mouth orows.
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    Cartoon - Spongebob's shoes soueak because they're always wet.
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  • 17
    Eurasian Red Squirrel - Squirrels are basically rat hardware running monkey software.
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    Product - The 21st century. Where deleting history is more important than making it.
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    Facial hair - The guy who ate 30,000 Big Macs (Don Gorske) is honestly the true Burger King. RICOCHET
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  • 20
    Cup - Folgers got it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.
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    Text - George Washington died in 1799. The first dinosaur fossil was discovered in 1824. George Washington never knew dinosaurs existed.
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    Food - it's conceivable schools could end up allowing guns in the classroom but not peanut butter in the Iunchroom.
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  • 23
    Organism - Sex is just your DNA trying'to make a new body so it can live on without you.
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    Barbecue - Smelling a barbecue in your neighborhood must be like when sharks smell blood in the water.
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    Beauty - if you're famous, you can't be an extra in a movie. You can only have cameos.
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    Hand - Marriage is just dating someone to death
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    Text - SURING CESS IN GREES Someone in the world has your CHECK tUA3 Pdreamjobwhich they hate DA 8/10/2005 going to ANTO JohnSan Cartier $93.4 MILLION Ninety-Three Million Four Hundred Thousand Dollars KShaheen ORDER OF: cay NOT NEGOTIABLE
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    Text - Sometimes I wonder if people in the 1500s used to masturbate to renaissance paintings.
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    Gadget - The age that you can afford nicelthings is about the time you have children to destroy them.
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    Text - The best part about being an introvert is all the money you save by not doing social interactions
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    Tooth - The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.
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    Wall - Using a plunger is like giving CPR to a toilet.
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    Supermarket - Wandering around an unfamiliaragrocery store is as close to foraging .for food as most of us wil ever experience
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    Stomach - We've all been trapped insidea women's body at some point in our lives!
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  • 35
    Water - Water is a beverage whose flavor is its temperature
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    People in nature - When you get out of schoal at 3, it felt very late. When you get off work at 3, it feels like you got halfyour day back
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    Text - Witches have black cats because if they had white cats they would have white cat hair all over their clothes.
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  • 38
    Text - You can usually tell aperson's tech proficiency by how they phrase their Google searches. Google-Suche Auf
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    Stemware - You kill time until time kills you.
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    Text - You've seen more of the moon than youll ever see of the Earth.

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