My phone's possessed and it can't be stopped

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (May 25, 2024) 1

'She asked me to cancel my day off': Executive assistant puts foot down when coworker tries to get her to cancel her planned vacation 2

Parents skip 16-year-old son's high school graduation because his sister went into labor, doesn't give birth until 18 hours after the graduation: 'They could have had at least had one of them stay with me' 3

Employees share hilarious stories of new hires who were fired on the first day: 'Kid lied about his experience as a foreman and drove a skid into the side of the house we were working on' 4

‘You are not my son anymore’: Father cuts his 18-year-old son out of his will after discovering his wife lied about who his real dad is, resulting in a family dispute 5

Manager cancels employee's leave while they're already away on vacation: 'I'm [canceling] your vacation' 6

Almost done 1

*Smol gasp* 2

Literally 3

My human is so needy 4

Purrfect 5

Really? 6