Parenting

Jacob's Dad Wants That Food-Lovin'

(We are discussing pie, and my Mom is talking about getting fat.) Dad: You know, I was just thinking, what if you could eat, and before your body consumed the calories, you could poop out your belly button. Mom: Why wouldn't you just eat it and then spit it out? Dad: Part of the pleasure is it going down your throat.

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