Winning Campaign Strategy of the Day

University of Calgary student Hayley Wade (campaign slogan: "Great dick, bro!") has been elected Vice President of Student Life after placing her posters above men's room urinals to appeal to a certain segment of the student body. "I have no hope for the future 'professionals' the University of Calgary is supposed to be pumping out," said one of her fellow U of C students. You say that now, but Hayley could be Prime Minister one day. Canada can't have that many urinals, right? [copyranter.]