Winning Campaign Strategy of the Day

University of Calgary student Hayley Wade (campaign slogan: "Great dick, bro!") has been elected Vice President of Student Life after placing her posters above men's room urinals to appeal to a certain segment of the student body.

"I have no hope for the future 'professionals' the University of Calgary is supposed to be pumping out," said one of her fellow U of C students.

You say that now, but Hayley could be Prime Minister one day. Canada can't have that many urinals, right?

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