And How Does Timmy's Proclivity for Falling Down Wells Make You Feel?
"And you know what's the worst part of it, Doc? The worst of it is I save that sniveling little brat every other day it seems, and I've yet to even see a single milkbone for my troubles!" - Matty Malaprop
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