The first time I saw Lord of the Rings was really stressful for me

Never assume that your father will be home at exactly the time he says he will be. Try not to discount the possibility of him having technical difficulties with his truck, and having to stop at home to get something to fix it. He WILL bring a friend home, and they will both walk in on you screaming at the television (not because you're watching sports) but because Frodo won't turn around and notice the giant spider creeping up on him from behind. #LFMF