never get down on you hands and knees and ask your crazy loving pit bull "hey (dog's name) do you love me?" your dog loves you VERY much and the collision resulting from her attempts to show you will leave you with the world's largest fat lip. #LFMF
He loves me so much it hurts. Literally.
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