Smoke Alarm Lady, you're the worst

Always change the batteries in your smoke detector each year, and post a reminder on your calendar. If you don't, you will forget, and at 3 AM you'll hear a strange woman's voice which will wake you up, thinking there's a burglar in the house, you'll go charging out into the hallway ready to fight, and then realize the bitch is saying "Low Battery! Low Battery!" #LFMF