Too True Fun Animal Facts You Can Totally Live Without

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    Cat - Too True Fun Facts All kittens, no matter what breed, are born with blue eyes and the ability to sing "New York, New York."
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    Hamster - Too True Fun Facts A polecat is not a cat. It is a nocturnal European weasel, but noeuwe is a terrible name. So is Lloyd.
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    Rhesus macaque - Some monkeys live on the ground, while others live in trees. A few have time shares in Boca Raton. Too True Fun Facts
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    Sea turtle - Too True Fun Facts Sea turtles spend most of their lives in the ocean, except for Saturday afternoons when they go to the mall and hang out at T.J. Maxx.
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    Water - Zambia has the world's largest hippo population, and the second largest hippy population. Too True Fun Facts Photo: Adobe Spark Post
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    Cat - On average, cats spend 2/3 of every day sleeping. They spend the rest of the time keeping you from sleeping. Too True Fun Facts
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    Canidae - Photo: Adobe Spark Post Dogs can tell when people are untrustworthy, and will stop listening to someone if they prove unreliable or if they like Adam Sandler movies Too True Fun Facts
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    Terrestrial animal - Too True Fun Facts A jaguar can hunt while it swims which made the 2016 Olympic 100 meter backstroke finals more than a little awkward. Photo: coolfactsforkids.com
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    Snow leopard - Snow Leopards are not aggressive to humans, but are very aggressive to BLT sandwiches, no mayo please. Too True Fun Facts Photo: Adobe Spark Post
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    Groundhog - ON GROUNDHOG DAY IN 1941, GROUNDHOG PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL PREDICTED THE BOMBING OF PEARL HARBOR TOO TRUE FUN FACTS
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    Horn - Reindeer are plant eaters and are way into Morrissey. Too True Fun Facts
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    Vertebrate - Too True Fun Facts Sheep have very good memories. They can remember up to 59 individual sheep and humans, yet always forget to pick up the check.
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    Insect - Too True Fun Facts Ants never sleep, they also never do The Humpty Dance. Photo: Adobe Spark Post
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    Fish - Hammerhead sharks have never killed a human, they prefer to tickle. Too True Fun Facts Photo: Adobe Spark Post
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    Snake - Snakes have been around for at least 120 million years, but they are just now figuring out how to use digital watches. Too True Fun Facts
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    Bird - Ravens can imitate human speech,which is why they make great telemarketers. Too True Fun Facts
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    Cat - Cats show trust by head butting people & head banging to Metallica. Too True Fun Facts
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    Sea turtle - Marine Turtles rid their bodies of excess salt by weeping, mostly over Janine. Too True Fun Facts
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    Sheep - This Day in History May 24, 1830 "Bah Bah Bitchez!" by Sarah Josep ha Hale (with special guest T-Pain) was published. It was later re-titled "Mary Has a Little Lamb."

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