The Only Reason Anyone Picks Him Up

‘I quit’: Employee informs boss that general manager is selling expired food to customers, then quits and gets hired for 63k a year in managerial role 1

'She snip[ped] off all but a few leaves': Entitled neighbor harvests woman's entire herb garden after she welcomed them to use it 2

'It's a weird thing for my landlord to ask me': Renter conflicted over landlord's request for her to care for his kids indefinitely 3

'She straight up called a tow company to tow seven cars': Karen tries to tow other hotel guest's cars 4

‘HR emailed me about a bug in the ERP system, and I wished them good luck’ : Employee maliciously complies with boss after he tells him to stick to his 'job title' 5

‘I’m getting fired': Employee finds out boss intends to fire them after stumbling across job listing, boss offers new hire $5 rate increase despite initially refusing to give employee raise 6

'[He] lost a $100k+ job for stealing eggs': 25+ People who got fired for the craziest reasons 1

'I got my books back': Book-thief friend gets fired, demands compensation 2

'Penelope hasn’t answered my calls': Daughter refuses to speak to mother after theater faux pas spoils the show 3

‘My boss said I over tipped servers, so I tripled the cost of my work trips’: Employee costs company thousands of dollars after boss's reprisal over corporate tipping policy 4

'I gave my ex-fiancé back the ring': Welder destroys engagement ring after discovering her fiancé was cheating 5

‘I’m getting fired': Employee finds out boss intends to fire them after stumbling across job listing, boss offers new hire $5 rate increase despite initially refusing to give employee raise 6