12-Year-Old Brother: (Playing Mario Kart Wii with me) Come in behind me and I'll shoot you a mushshroom. Dad: Anal prostitution for drugs is not allowed in this household!
PokemonTrainer12's Dad Lays Down the Long Arm of the Mushroom Kingdom Law
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