Finally, We've Learned How to Prevent Shark Attacks! Next time you start bleeding while surfing, all you'll need to make it back to shore alive is a full-body seal costume and a simple splint. #THEMOREYOUKNOW #RAINBOW - Matty Malaprop Add as a preferredsource on Google From Snake73 (via Phil Watson ) Tags broken double meaning literalism seal shark warning Like Show Comments Hide Comments