(Me and my dad are walking past a church where a funeral is in progress) Dad: Why do they always have funerals at churches? Me: Because it's considered God's home. Dad: Well why can't God go on the road, Tim Tebow does. Me: ...
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Entitled neighbor refuses to move their car from resident's driveway, resident blocks them with their own vehicle before leaving for the weekend: ‘You're lucky I didn't call a tow truck’
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Update: Parents ask 30-year-old to donate $15,000 that she didn't know she had to her 22-year-old brother for his schooling: 'I’d turned down opportunities because no help was available. I just wish I’d known'
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Boss bans phones in the workplace, employee complies until boss needs to reach her urgently: 'I wasn’t about to get written [up] for breaking a policy she just finished enforcing'
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‘I never said I was taking his shift’: Entitled coworker assumes fellow employee will take his shift without receiving confirmation, then sneakily tells boss they found shift coverage
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Entitled cousin expects software engineer relative to drop their Christmas Day plans and set up two new PCs he purchased for his daughters: ‘I haven't joined them for Christmas since’
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